Or at least still have jobs, along with our friends, while writing our dissertations. Although by we here we frankly mean everyone, this morning we mean graduate students especially. If you haven’t heard yet about the all too real ramifications for us of the budget vote folks who ride the trains to Sacramento with Wi-Fi cards sticking out of their laptops will be casting next week, please read this. Then sign this.
We don’t consider ourselves certain of many things, being good citizens of the Derridean statutes, but we do know this: thinking this shit will stay localized to this or that fan is a rube’s game, and the reality of unlimited and many-handed demands drawing on a limited and dwindling set of funds is only becoming, how do we say? less incredulous by the day. So much so in fact that here we really must cheer (while admitting the tactics might have been better thought through: granny flash mob, anyone?) the apparently still anonymously known 64 year-old woman who “wanted to take a stand” and so voted against oil prices by lighting fire-starter logs in Chevron bathrooms.
Meanwhile we are going to attempt to gather some loose threads before vanishing into summer conferences and the assorted duties that pass for “break” here in the mean density, beginning by returning to half-thought remarks suspended among our avatars last week re: the postcyberpunkness of Acker/Stephenson/The Matrices and possible anachronism of the novel as a form for bearing such cultural stuffs. And in this regard it seems to us we flirted with the even then so obvious enough as to be clichéd self-referentiality of those, for lack of better terms, classical and classically “postmodern” texts, compelled by the always-already of generic exhaustion (and, we would hasten to add, the crisis of overaccumulation that funds it, but that is a thesis for another time) fact that such novels need to name hero protagonists “Hiro Protagonist” and plunder existing plots so as to mimic the deformations of history.
But it seems to us there is also a sense in which “Hiro Protagonist” has to be the ironic tongue-in-cheek/in your face tag it is not only because the novel recognizes the anachronism of the generic convention of the white male hero protagonist saving the day whilst remaining pale in the darkness of his basement/U-Stor-It (not least in its efforts to rectify the gendering of this narrative by making Hiro dependent on a fifteen year-old female suburanite who can work the streets better than he can); but precisely because at the same time the enabling plot device hinges on a mechanism for corporate re-capturing of profits and retaining of intellectual property rights, per Lagos the Gargoyle cutting a deal to sell his Sumerian know-how to the highest bidder to keep tabs on his employees that sets the mighty wheels of narrative in motion (“Lagos… thought that with a little venture capital, this neurolinguistic hacking could be developed as a new technology that would enable Rife to maintain possession of information that had passed into the brains of his programmers” (403); which very processes of corporate recapturing of profits and property rights robbing them of their potentialities hackers are proof against: “People like L. Bob Rife can’t do anything without us hackers. And even if he could convert us, he wouldn’t be able to use us, because what we do is creative in nature and can’t be duplicated by people running me” (406). In other words Hiro, our hacker protagonist, is in fact a hero, from the novel’s own point of view, quite apart from its cheeky messing around with generic facts thereof; the basic structure of the story hasn’t changed all that much, but our ways of telling it are pretty exhausted–cue witty pastiche.
What interests us is the way in which Hiro Protagonist and the hacker archetype now function as heroes, however, in a world where every suburbanite spends their free time getting their avatar all dressed up to hang out on the Street. (And, incidentally, this is why although we think as we are meant to think sword fights are cool, they are not our favorite scenes, nor do they seem more than further tired generic rules for making Hiro a hero.) Hiro, it seems to us, is a new breed—albeit one importantly hinted at in various ways by Barney, Case, and Mr. Slippery—a new heroic form of consciousness able to access and adeptly negotiate simultaneously both the graphical interface of the Metaverse/Librarian/hypercards and manipulate the machine language of the world with all the information stored in its binary operations, all while also performing samurai acrobatics and/or zooming to Oregon on a motorcycle at 100+mph in the real space of real-time. What makes him a hero, in other words, is not his skills in any one of the novel’s ontological levels we constantly flip (to borrow Gibson’s term) between, toggling along in the narrative world from virtual to real adventure and back again, but the fact that he is the world’s best sword fighter in both worlds at the same time, and a super programmer in both to boot. (The need to try to realize an identical doubling of Neo’s powers in and out of the Matrix is, incidentally, exactly what makes the last two films so shitty: the moment Neo drops the sentinels and goes into a coma is the moment the Matrix, and hence The Matrix, loses all its thrills; we are cast back upon pseudo-philosophizing, juvenile politics and worse romance.)
Or rather, Hiro is one form. The principal appeal of Snow Crash is precisely in what seems to us its triangulation of the dream of ubiquitous programming in the forms of Ng, Lagos, and Hiro Protagonist, each of whom represent possible outcomes of a post-humanist (we’ll go ahead and call it that) world in which our habitual differences between body and machine (Ng), corporate and personal (Lagos), virtual and real (Hiro) are collapsed, along with the ontological distinctions upon which they rest. Thus Ng to ever adolescently skeptical but still willing to go along with it Y.T.: “’Your mistake,’ Ng says, ‘is that you think that all mechanically assisted organisms—like me—are pathetic cripples. In fact, we are better than we were before’” (248) leading straight into the feel-good narrative about how pit bulls recovered from city-streets can be re-trained into totally lovable creatures with memories that can’t be erased and just might come in handy as extraordinary plots devices somewhere down the line needed to save the day. Cheeky less than willing suspension of disbelief aside, however, there’s much more to be said on this thread, but we will content ourselves with pointing out that as a casualty of—what else?—“the evacuation of Saigon in 1974” (326), Ng (like Armitage) is a surplus product of an amped-up wartime economy (the glorious dénouements of which as this or that corporate project so many of the prolepses in Gravity’s Rainbow track) that must be put to new and newly profitable use, in this case by—what else?—manufacturing Rat Things to safeguard the property and profits of other Burbclaves and multinationals. Lagos the federal Gargoyle, meanwhile, as a failed hacker cum corporate lackey with too much information in his head for his own good and in need of a few (trillion) dimes, gets pretty quickly and righteously killed off by Hiro’s appropriately ethnic (read: Third World) nemesis Raven—both of whom turn out to be themselvs, psychoanalytically speaking, surplus products of—yep—Hiroshima. Talk about your heroic Oedipal complex, father fighting father while the bright lights flash giving you your unasked for and not be revealed until the final pages name.
All of which is to say that Hiro, as neither corporate nor a brain in a vat but a First World surplus war product, pretty clearly emerges as the hero of this narrative-within-the-narrative pastiche of cyberpunk tropes. He’s the dude that can ride a state of the art motorcycle at top speed while effortlessly conversing with the Library in his head courtesy of his self-contained virtual feed, all while being fed real-time data over phone lines by Y.T. off having real-time adventures eventually resulting in the need for real-time rescues by the rest of the ever adolescently skeptical but willing to go along with it Kouriers. Hiro is, in fact, the perfect hacker—which is also to say the perfect employee, if you can keep control of what’s in his head—and its getting awfully hard to tell the difference. (What is the difference after all between Hiro and Y.T.’s dupe of a federal drone Mom, except access to information and the material bases of privilege on which such access rests, give or take the social coding of subjective constitutions making the likelihood of gaining said access a little more or less?) Cue the Sophie’s World/language as wetware interlude.
And this is why we remain so fascinated with all our literary representations’ fascination with the fact that the information highs are so high, and that the comedowns remain such hell. First, because the fact that there is a comedown in every case already gives away the game, i.e. that after the fun ‘n games confusing ontological levels is not a solution but finally mere gamesmanship; and second, because it is hell. And here we keep returning to those utopian claims for hybridity in general and in particular Alluquere Stone’s reading of David Tomas’ notion of the “technophilic body” as “freedom from the body, and in particular perhaps, freedom from the sense of loss of control that accompanies adolescent male embodiment” (449). We don’t have time to tease out the incredibly suggestive mappings of “male” and “adolescent” there onto the reading we’ve just been weaving of Snow Crash’s version of male fantasy; nor to pursue the fuller argument to which Stone’s thread belongs. But we do want to recall that her claims for de-pathologizing schizophrenia depend upon not just a freedom from the body but upon also retaining a living sense of the body from which such freedom is virtually possible. And it is this doubling that underwrites her notion of “cyborg envy,” the desire she attriibutes to hackers for “an embodied conceptual space like that which cyberspace suggests” (449). To put it crassly, wouldn’t it all be groovy if it was all like it is on the internet everywhere all the time?
The trouble, from our point of view, is that it might be but it isn’t, and it doesn’t seem it’s going to be anytime soon. Remember those phone sex workers who afforded Stone such a hopeful example of how we might transcend the mechanical limits of our bodies? And how nary a word was passed concerning who they actually were, or how they came to be sex workers as opposed to, say, hackers or samurai warriors or Kouriers or graduate students? This is why we keep returning to harp on the fact that during all our virtual adventures, which we rather enjoy as we are meant to even in our grouching, we remain rented bodies in rented rooms of real time where they, by which we mean we, remain the very same bodies against which the virtual eventually has to cash in its chips in order to float all the virtual boats to develop the software that will let everybody fly and talk at the same time during the leisure hours that keep looking less and less meaningfully different from whatever we call, uh, not-leisure: work, we guess. Did we mention the petition?
Which is finally why we accept, and really rather (alas, we can’t say happily) insist upon being old school. As we said to a friend not long ago on a day when we found ourselves owners of a broken down car and a dead cell phone in a town not the one where we and our friends temporarily live, the trouble with postmodernity is that it still runs on modernity’s (battery) power (cue Matrix metaphors): it burns a lot of petrol to make a little biofuel, which fuels a lot of errant speculation on and about commodities and post-scarcity talk of becoming post-this and post-that, but makes precious little rice. And sooner or later the google bots we love to love and fancy making more love with will gang up with the corporate machines calling in their debts, making virtual compensations appear to be what they are: not even real compensation. Not that we are on the side of the social form compensation takes in the least, but in the meantime where the mean density is constant we feel at least that suffering subjects tethered to suffering bodies ought to get theirs in other than virtual pleasures. Which is why we think we should all be paid enough for rice and an iphone, and why we were so torn about also wanting to call this post we study the virtual because we believe in the real.